On Thu, 12 Feb 2015, Mark Pizzolato - Info Comm wrote: How did this diversion get injected into this discussion? Fred, is this merely part of one of your signatures? Yes. I rotate .signature s occasionally and this one is currently in the rotation. Kind-of like my BBS days with a .QWK mailer that would rotate signatures, although I do it now manually. I'm tempted to change the subject line but really don't want this to keeping burrowing down the off-topic rabbit hole. :) Fred --- $ WRITE SYS$OUTPUT F$MESSAGE (2928) %SYSTEM-W-FISH, my hovercraft is full of eels