I know someone that was trying to make an IRC bot in x86 ASM...
I'll probably do one in PDP-11 assembler, just to spite you. :-)
Hehe.
I ported unix `cal' program from OpenBSD sources to RSX, wrote it in MACRO-11, and got
an interesting result:
OpenBSD's cal.c - 562 lines
My CAL.MAC - 490 lines
:)